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Booty poodle out

Dear God, I’m like Cyrano de Bergerec but with a fetish for broken women. As a friend has always said to me, “You’ll always get what you always got if you always did what you always done.”

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Love, true love

Saturday was Valentine’s Day, and every other customer reminded me of this fact. I worried about VD, as a friend affectionately called it today. I’m recovering from a crush. It’s bad enough when a woman you don’t know doesn’t reciprocate. The flip side of that is harsh: you’re getting to know the person, and you don’t […]